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Joke of the Day
"A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing."
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"Why did the comedian say he preferred his hamburger on a croissant roll? ""Because,"" he said, ""the bun is the lowest form of pastry."""
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"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"
"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"
"A guy walks into a bar wearing plastic wrap pants... The bartender says ""Whoa there buddy, just turn around and leave - I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is... Grease. Me: Grease is the word? Judge: Yes. Grease is the word that you heard."
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"Did you hear about the incest convention? Every mother-fucker was there!"
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."