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Joke of the Day

"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."

"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""

"Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!"

"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, & acceptance: the five stages of watching them put lettuce on your sandwich at Subway."

"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"

"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."

"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"

"Bad pickup line: those jeans look very becoming on you, Then again, if I were on you I'd be coming too"

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are all arranged in flawless, perfect alphabetical order... AS THEY SHOULD BE."