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Joke of the Day
"Canadian territory puns? Yukon be serious! I'm having Nunavut."
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"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"
"Hired a violent monkey to beat up my enemies. I call him Injurious George."
"What do they call traffic laws in 3rd world countries? Guidelines"
"What do you call a nun in space? Virgin Galactic"
"What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana? Cheech Marinade!"
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"Why did the DJ have such small hands? Wee paws for station identification."
"HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?"
"*opens dating site account* prepare to be dated you pieces of shit"