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Joke of the Day

"HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?"

"What does Batman do with all his spare money? He makes it wayne"

"[OC] Hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a condom? Tell you the truth, it's pretty bad. It's filled with holes."

"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."

"Why do white girls help fight heartburn? Because they're so basic."

"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"

"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."

"I don't know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it's definitely up there."

"So when a cop asks you why you have a handcuff key on your key ring, saying it was his wife's idea will get you a free ride in his cop car"