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Joke of the Day

"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."

"Motstand ar meningslost. -Bjorn Borg"

"Why is Light Beer like sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water"

"Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea."

"I've got a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start."

"What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?! Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp."

"Belle asks Beast for his number. He gives it to her on a slip of paper. It reads, ""666"""

"My wife has an odd way of starting conversations. She always begin by saying ""Hey, are you even listening?"""

"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"

"People act so tough on Twitter. I'd bet that half of you have never even killed a man."