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Joke of the Day

"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."

"My friend is a German butcher He always tells me the wurst jokes."

"Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to"

"Went out for a drive today in my car & bumped into an old friend... Hope he doesn't sue me."

"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."

"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."

"You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screensaver is on."

"Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian? He was stoned."

"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."

"Rihanna was asked; ""why do you think Chris Brown was denied a visa in Australia?"" She replied: ""Beats the hell outta me"" Edit: holy shit front page, thanks guys"