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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a baby tells you off? A fedis."
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"Three men walk into a bar... One said ouch."
"I tried giving a gentle reminder to my kids about cleaning their rooms, but a megaphone works much better."
"I too like my women like I like my laptop. Laying there dying, while I masturbate to it."
"What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !"
"What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house"
"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."
"Boss: How come I don't see you doing any work? Me: Because you have no imagination!"
"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass !"
"If I give my dog a toy that doesn't make an unbearably annoying noise she looks at me like I have no clue how to do anything right in life."