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Joke of the Day
"Did you here the joke about the dead guy? Nevermind, it's time has passed."
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"Is there any Indian left? No, there's naan left."
"What made the world stop being Blue? The new softcap limits"
"I'm leaving reddit"
"What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ? Your name"
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"
"WOULD YOU RATHER: have six arms or giant antlers? (You don't really get a choice; the surgeons were just sort of curious.)"
"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"
"Why is african education so behind? Because instead of learning their abcs they learn their stds"
"What do you call a bulimic magician? Hurlin' Merlin"