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Joke of the Day

"This thanksgiving, Turkey is fighting back"

"""I could stay awake just to hear you breathing...Watch you smile while you're sleeping..."" Aerosmith = Romantic Me = Restraining Order"

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"A priest, an Imam, and a Rabbi walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says: ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"If I'm carrying a torch for you it's only because I want to set you on fire."

"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"

"Two Zulu's met in my shop today.. They just clicked."

"I rolled over and saw a girl laying in bed next to me. ""How the fuck did you get in here?"" I asked. She said, ""You don't remember last night, do you?"" ""I do,"" I replied, ""But my hallway is narrow."""

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."

"I like it soft and warm. Uh huh. Yea girl, go ahead and throw that figgy pudding in the microwave for a bit."