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Joke of the Day

"I rolled over and saw a girl laying in bed next to me. ""How the fuck did you get in here?"" I asked. She said, ""You don't remember last night, do you?"" ""I do,"" I replied, ""But my hallway is narrow."""

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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Mike rolled around in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Mike took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a sexy joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Xanax, keeping moms from dropping their kids off at an orphanage since 1981."
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building? Te-quil-a"
"""I'm sooo wasted,"" said My Opportunities."
"Kleptomaniac, frustrated Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke ""why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?"" He couldn't take a joke."
"Parents: don't give your child the answers to his homework. He needs to learn on his own that you don't know what you're talking about."
"Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries."
"The ""Hows it Made"" show of having kids Is called porn."
"Handgun owners have a 2% increased rate of suicide. If we could get that up to 10%, Democrats stand a chance in 2020."