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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna make like a standards censor and get the fuck outta here."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? Because he was eating it before it was cool."

"Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare? Because Muslim girls can't go to school"

"What do you call a country ruled by dank memes? Kappatalism"

"Could we make a seperate subreddit... for one-liners please? :) I just love seeing the old fashioned long jokes! you're awesome /r/jokes!"

"Painted my computer black hoping it would run faster... Now it just doesn't work."

"Why is Jupiter both the favourite and most hated planet for Jews? Favourite because **Jew**piter is the biggest planet in the solar system Hated because it's a gas planet"

"Best part of Donald Trump giving you a hand job. His little hands make your dick look bigger."

"What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta? Smacaroni"

"Why did the chicken attend the seance? To get to the other side."