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Joke of the Day

"Trust is the most important thing in a relationship. After all, if you can't trust your girlfriend, how do you know she won't tell your wife?"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dead baby in your apple."

"Why did Bruce Jenner go back to college? So he could spend a semester a broad."

"EA cut so many corners with the Sims 4 that they made a circle."

"SEXY POTATO: Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, and over here, and down here, and around here and"

"The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive."

"I had a joke about wet floors but it must have slipped my mind"

"What is a Coronal Mass Ejection? I might be wrong here, but I think it's when you throw up after drinking too much Mexican beer."

"What's the difference between Polio and 9/11? The government actually wanted to stop Polio."

"How do you ask someone if they're Vegan? You don't need to, they'll tell you"