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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"

"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."

"Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas."

"Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks? They're Meteor!"

"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"

"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."

"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"

"This map of Africa is so authentic, it has no borders, it just says ""Hey guys, can someone fucking help us?"" across the entire thing."

"Had scab soup today made it from scratch."

"just Facebook stalked the sister of the new boyfriend of the last girl who dated my ex. I'm just as confused as you are"