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"My Dirty apartment..... Is so messy I cant even get in with out my discovery pass."
"Even though the nurse who performed my circumcision did a bad job... I still left her a tip."
"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's... Yea, says the guy who never shoved a bunch of Reese's up his ass."
"My wife and I always fight about my socks on the floor, so I threw them at her. Was arrested after she told the officers I socked her."
"Ever done it with an attack helicopter? Let me tell you. It's pretty fly."
"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."
"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."
"There's no easy way to steal a watermelon."
"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"