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Joke of the Day
"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."
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"People who clap when the plane lands don't aim particularly high do they?"
"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"
"They call me the weather man Because I say 8 inches, when I meant 2."
"brought a knife onto a flight just so the security agents would tackle me because sometimes it's just nice to be held."
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Did you hear who just took on the biggest gentrification project in America? Donald J. Trump."
"What vegetable parties the hardest? A Turnip."
"For just 2 quarters a day, you can send 2 quarters a day to African children. African children love collecting quarters."