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Joke of the Day
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
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"*admires David at the museum* I can't believe a teenage mutant ninja turtle sculpted this"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"
"I used to think that Banana Republic was actually a government run by bananas"
"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."
"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"
"what brand of power tool does Chris Brown use? Black and Decker."
"What do you call an English rock band that is high? THE ROLLING STONED!"
"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""
"What did Mary give her cheating husband for Christmas? A bullet."