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Joke of the Day

"Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins? Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day."

"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."

"pet owner's tip: glue the very tip of your cat's tail to the center of their back to make a convenient cat-carrying handle."

"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."

"You know what the best part about having sex with twenty three year olds is? There are twenty of them."

"NEED HELP I'm in a situation that could require me to pull out some good jokes when asked. I need to hear the best jokes on the internet. The dirtier the better. Thanks in advance"

"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."

"Bad day? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Unmotivated? Listen to 90s rap. Problem solved. Don't like rap? Listen to 90s rap Problem solved"

"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."