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Joke of the Day
"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"
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"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."
"How do you get the emo out of the tree? Cut the rope."
"I don't do innuendos, but slipping alternative names for poo into sentences is something I do do sometimes."
"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."
"What is the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay."
"What drink did Hitler absolutely hate the taste of? Juice."
"I'm at my most audacious and brazen when I shamelessly use words like audacious and brazen."
"I'm not an elitist. I'm far better than that."
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""