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Joke of the Day

"A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar."

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out, after the break."

"What do you call a camel in a car? A camel auto!"

"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"

"What do you call a cute homeless girl? Dust Bunny"

"Did you guys hear about the man with the wooden leg named Smith? I don't think he named is other leg..."

"What do you call knocked up tomato sauce Prego"

"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."