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Joke of the Day

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit. One fly cuts a fart. The other one says, ""Hey! I'm eatin' here!"""

"How do you make a cat bark? Drench it with gasoline, drop a lighted match on it... Woof!"

"My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died."""

"A man walks into a bar....... Says 'ouch'"

"""What is your reason for divorce?"" She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'"

"Cheesy joke Cheddar"

"And Jesus said unto his 12 apostles as he was being nailed to the cross. Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, i'll be back on Monday."

"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"

"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from? Father replied, ""Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, because I still have mine."""

"Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius."