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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."

"""The Force Awakens"" had 0 people riding giant CGI lizards. How is that even science fiction? They might as well rename it ""Downton Abbey."""

"What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper."

"What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop? What a wondrous *turd* of events."

"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."

"I'm glad the Dentist calls me the day before to remind me to cancel my appointment."

"What do you call a Shi Tzu giving a blowjob? Shit Head."

"[date] Me: *ok don't let her know I'm a bull* Her: ""so what are some red flags for you?"" Me: *sweating* ""haha red flags? Where?"""

"Being Poor A man complains to his wife saying, ""We're so poor we can't even afford punchlines to our jokes!"" And she says..."

"Knock Knock Whos There The Who The Who Who? Who Are you Who Who"