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Joke of the Day

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."

"Cons of being on The Walking Dead: Almost everyone you know is dead & the world is a desolate zombie wasteland Pros: No more Adobe updates!"

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"""Sup man? Yeaah, I'm incorporated."" - business casual"

"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"

"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"

"Did you hear ISIS is in Italy now? Italian ISIS... I'll show myself out."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."

"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""