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Joke of the Day
"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"
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"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"
"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."
"My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out."
"""Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan's sex/ Manafort, Putin's pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn't start the fire..."""
"The fact that I have to debate evolution with people means it doesn't work quite as well as I'd like it to."
"What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester"
"The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings."
"when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting."
"what's the definition of confusion? Fathers day in Detroit."