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Joke of the Day

"You have to compliment boobs like a Christmas tree If they're real, tell them they look fake. If they're fake, tell them they look real"

"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."

"I'd pay someone to push me out of pictures when I'm drunk."

"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."

"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."

"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"

"How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"After being hit by an airstrike from the Turkish air force, a Syrian leader was quoted as saying... ""As God is my witness, I thought the Turkish couldn't fly..."""

"What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"