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Joke of the Day
"Just watched 7 hours of the Inside of my Eyelids Channel. Lotta black shows."
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"Studies show the effects of divorce on young children are complex. Sadness and anxiety are common, but many are just happy to be single again."
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."
"I hate those Babushka dolls... ...they're so full of themselves!"
"My girlfriend cheated on me with the Pillsbury dough boy Now she has a yeast infection."
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"What do you call someone who takes things literally? A kleptomaniac!"
"So, my boyfriend said my handjobs weren't very good I beat him into submission."
"What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree? A gorilla pooped on his face."
"What did Spock find in the toilet? The captains log!"