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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
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"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."
"What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !"
"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
"An interrogator that just goes into the room and loudly eats a peach until the suspect confesses to everything."
"What do you call a prosthetic arm for a dog? Faux paw."
"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."
"Yesterday my date asked me ,"" how do u view lesbians"" apparently in Full HD was not the right answer"
"Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE"