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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."
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"What did the black guy see when he went down the roller coaster? His upper lip."
"FYI: hey my wife came home in a terrible mood and I figured I'd read her one of my tweets to cheer her up, turns out that's a bad idea guys"
"My mom and her church biddies have morphed Facebook's ""People you may know"" to ""People who likely cleaned your face with spit on a hanky."""
"What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)? Turn off the Playstation."
"What's the most common blood type in Taiwan? Type A."
"Had great idea for site for recent law grads called BarelyLegal .com. Turns out name was already taken. And their idea was much better."
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."
"Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost! At first I was afraid, I was petrified."
"Two horses are standing in a field. ""I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"" Says the first. ""Moo!"" says the second"