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Joke of the Day

"London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets."

"Boss told me to glue 2 pieces of wood together Totally nailed it"

"I guess I'll go to your party but answer the next question VERY CAREFULLY: will there be a cheese tray"

"Be careful of shoe thieves I hear they're afoot."

"Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side"

"When telling your dog he's adopted, make sure to mention that you will never love him as much as the dogs you gave birth to."

"Classic Russian Reversal Old one, but I still find it funny: In America, you go out to find a party. In Soviet Union, party finds you!"

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a burger? Oh, you don't know? We should do lunch sometime."

"What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her? Namaste here"