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"Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he cant finish a race"
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"/r/jokes wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.002% of recylced content."
"I asked my friend if he ever went skiing. . . ""Not in real life, only in Florida."" "
"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"
"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"
"If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go? The French"
"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."
"What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish"
"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"
"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""