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Joke of the Day

"If you listen to Nicki Minaj backwards, you'll hear the illuminati's plans What's worse, if you listen to it forward, it's Nicki Minaj"

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb? THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW; BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"

"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."

"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""

"""The Emperor is naked!"" cried a child Silence was the answer. There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom."

"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"

"Hi, my name is Chadical--I mean--Chad, and I'm a recovering bro. [group says ""Hi, Chad"" but one voice goes ""Sup bro""]"

"IPHONES... When I wants to talks to someones."