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Joke of the Day

"A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, ...so I woke up and started searching with him."

"This oatmeal tastes like I'm gonna need a doughnut."

"The creator of throat lozvenges died and i went to his funeral no coffin there"

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."

"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there"

"A spider crawled across my leg while I was driving and of course that fcuker survived the crash."

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"I may have witnessed the exact moment my high school became racist. It's when they changed all the blackboards into whiteboards. There's no way they could just chalk it up."

"Break-up if you can't be faithful. Stay faithful or stay single."

"Mystery In an ironic twist, Oscar Pistorious has investigators stumped."