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Joke of the Day

"What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving? Oil"

"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"

"Making NSA work hard today: just left vm for Senator saying, ""drop-off done"" & then made a hair appointment at a salon in Lahore, Pakistan."

"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."

"Why do men sound like they're having an orgasm when they're lifting weights? And why is my father lifting weights in the bathroom?"

"So archaeologists found another Dead Sea Scroll... They opened it up, and read: GENESIS 1:0 ""Before the beginning, there was Chuck Norris. And Chuck Norris said, 'Let there be God.'"""

"You can joke about anything you want, just not Mexicans That's crossing the border"

"What does a camera have in common with a condom? They both capture that special moment."

"Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights."

"The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful."