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Joke of the Day

"What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher? ""I can't, I'm not a conductor."" Pffffffhehewheheheheheh."

"Don't go through that door that mysteriously opened all by itself in that 300 year old hotel with a tragic past."

"Triple entendre The word ""masturbate"" is only three syllables. It seems a lot longer to me."

"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."

"The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work."

"What is an umbrella doing in the shower? Practicing"

"Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs? The Bannisters"

"What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender? I'd like a Corona, please."

"[Dr.] ""Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die"" *slowly raises piece of cheese to mouth* ""Don't do it"" *eats cheese* *dies*"

"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"