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Joke of the Day

"If a villain really wanted to kill James Bond, he should just inject HIV into one of his attractive cohorts and then wait."

"-Can you describe the jellyfish that stung you? -Yes, it looked like a lazy toddler tried to draw an octopus."

"Toast I'd like to propose a toast, but I'm all out of bread."

"My pooch found a great TV show for us to watch Dogter Who"

"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"

"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."

"Why was the pencil in the toilet? It was a No. 2."

"What do the Irish do after winning the world cup? They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark"

"Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice."

"Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said ""Sorry no professionals."""