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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."

"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."

"me: SHOW ME WHERE IT SAYS `NO CATS ALLOWED' thats not a cat its a king cobra & it just went into the ballpit me: Bitey loves kids doe"

"WOMEN Woo men."

"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."

"Did you hear the joke about the guy who shined a light at his shadow? It starts off dark, but the ending is bright."

"Did you hear about Michael Vicks new shoe contract? Hush Puppies."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"What does my penis have in common with JP Morgan Chase and Bank of America? They are all too Big To Fail."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"