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Joke of the Day

"The average person has sex 89 times a year. This is gonna be one hell of a week."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common? They're both battered."

"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."

"People who say ""No, and here's why..."" need to realize that we stopped listening after the ""no"" part."

"Fat girls don't have it so bad At least they can wipe their tears with their tits"

"I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors."

"What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex? The crayon is non-toxic!"

"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"

"Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?"