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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"

"What did the horse say when it walked into the bar? ""ouch..."""

"I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger."

"I asked one of my friends how his sex life is going. His response: ""I'm holding my own""."

"Poor Schapelle Corby, shes missed out on so much the past 10 years. Imagine the 1st time she goes to use the self serve checkouts at coles 'Unexpected item in bag.' ""Shit not this again"""

"I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone."

"""We invented sex"", proudly said the Greeks ""we introduced women into it"", said the italians"

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter time? follow the Fresh Prints!"