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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. A Meanderthal"

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"Went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"

"What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!"

"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."

"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."

"Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization."

"This post is NSFW Jim brought a sword into the office."

"Where does the military commander buy his groceries? the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY"