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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know who I Netflix and Chilled with?"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were. I couldn't get the message across."

"I dated a really multicultural girl First she gave me a French kiss. Then she gave me an Australian kiss. I thought I'd show her I'm cultured too, so I gave her a Glasgow kiss."

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"""Come on man! I'm sure your superpower is cool! Show me! ""Ok"" *stares at two glasses of soda* the diet is on the right."" ""Wow um..neat..."""

"Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"

"A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks ""this is healthy"" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything."

"Michelle Wolf on A Friend's Pregnancy One of my friends is pregnant. And I'm really excited. Not for the baby but because she's one of my skinniest friends."

"What did the mexican say when a development fell on him? yo get off me, homes!"