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Joke of the Day

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."

"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."

"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"

"You know why someone who's good at something is ""The Shit""? Because those who can't teach and those who do do."

"Why couldn't the pig pay his bill? He was a little shoat."

"New study shows women who sleep more have better sex in average. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby, so the results may be a bit skewed."

"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."

"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."

"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""

"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."