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Joke of the Day

"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"

"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"

"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."

"What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent? The US Presidential Campaign!"

"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."

"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."

"What did Elmo take before he left the tickle factory? Two test tickles"

"No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough."

"I'm so sorry my pet rock attacked you. Its just he really hates arrogant douche bags. Thank god he only hit your face."

"Before you pride yourself on being a big fish, make sure you're not swimming in a puddle."