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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Raggedy Ann, in a puddle of mud, with a stone in her mouth? A dirty cotton rock sucker."

"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"

"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"

"""Dammit, I'm more than 15 minutes late for my three o'clock."" John 3:16."

"What do you call a crashed Vertibird? ( Fallout 4) An Invertibird."

"The life of a penis is a sad one.... His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, and his owner beats him."

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard I'm very sensitive"

"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."

"If poly means many and ticks are blood sucking parasites, then politics must mean..."