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"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"
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"Sidebar the Numbered Jokes joke, start linking reposts and numbering them For science"
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."
"Why did the smartphone go to jail... [OC] Because it was charged with battery"
"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."
"What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa? Some people actually believe santa exist."
"Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks."
"My friend started calling the toilet the Jim instead of the John He said it sounds better when he tell people he goes to the Jim everyday."
"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"