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Joke of the Day
"If you thought the Dalai Lama giggled alot, then you obviously never met the Mwahaharajah"
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"This kid who wants 'two front teeth' for Christmas is full of shit."
"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."
"Went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal .... didn't work ... still grumpy."
"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"
"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."
"What do africans eat for breakfast? A bowl'a cereal"
"What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sithlord"
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America."