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Joke of the Day
"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"
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"Hey girl, I'm no doctor but I can diagnose your condition... You have acute butt"
"What do lesbians like best about sex? Tastes great...less filling....TASTES GREAT!!! LESS FILLING!!!"
"Free Palestine! With purchase of equal or greater value."
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."
"If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business."
"just found out i like being called sugar butt. 35 years of feminism down the fuckin drain."
"How do girls know when they are adults? When they start to like spankings"