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Joke of the Day
"Broke a light bulb today. Seven years of bad ideas?"
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"Cop: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Me: SCARLETT JOHANSSON"
"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"
"What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti? Pesto chango"
"Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To meet the chick."
"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."
"Why do Jews have such large noses? Air is free"
"Vegan ribs are actually delicious! The hardest part is hunting down the vegan."
"My dog forgot it's mother's day, again."