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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"

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"Had sex while camping the other day.... It was fucking in tents....."
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"Don't give the homeless money. They'll just use it on sharpies and cardboard."
"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."
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"I eventually understood USB Type C design... And now, I can't really see any downside in it"
"My daughter did a cart wheel and slammed her head right into the coffee table. That's all the DNA test I need."
"Imagine a drunk porcupine trying to sneak into bed without waking his porcupine wife but his porcupine wife put balloons everywhere."
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