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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy? The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in"

"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"

"No, I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own font."

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."

"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"

"Why do cops get mad when other cops have jurisdiction over a case? I'd be like cool I'm going home to eat."

"[a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip"

"You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen."

"I'm one of those people that no one warned you about."