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Joke of the Day

"What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say? Who cures?"

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"I was going to tell a story about a Black Hole.... But it sucks."

"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."

"My dad called to ask if sending an email to the USA costs more. I told him a LOT more, better not risk it"

"If your woman is always reminding you of how other many guys want her and you are lucky she is still with you, dump that ho. Let those wolves have her."

"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."

"Fruit Blast Once a banana asked the apple,""why do everyone cut and eat you?"" The apple replied,""then why do everybody remove your clothes and eat you???!!!"""

"What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"Do you want to be the greatest superhero of all? Be Alfredo and take out the damn trash. Just told my son this, he hates me now."