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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What do you call it when you have sex with a dwarf who has gender dysmorphia? micro trans action"

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."

"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"

"""The 1st Amendment is a magical shield that protects you from any consequences after publically posting your opinions online."" - idiots"

"What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one? CuNO3!"

"What's the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it."