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Joke of the Day

"Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid."

"Did you hear about the two gay truckers? They exchanged loads"

"My cat is walking a very fine line between being cute & being sold to the Korean restaurant down the street."

"Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!"

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon"

"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"

"Calm down, people on FB who ran the Detroit marathon. I'd be running a shit load too if I were in Detroit."

"Please hold so I can transfer you to a supervisor and accidentally hang up on you."