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Joke of the Day
"I like my dates like I like my women... ...across the street and unaware that I'm watching!"
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"What will Melania Trump say to mexicans if her husband becomes president? Hello from the other side."
"What's the most popular family car in Norway? The Fjord Focus"
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"
"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."
"In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a ""cronut,"" which is croissant/donut. We call these people ""midiots,"" which is a moron/idiot."
"Yea, in life Jesus was a great man... ...but it was only when he was nailed to the cross that he became holy."
"The electoral college needs to go away. The tuition rates are out of control."