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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'."

"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""

"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."

"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"

"Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs."

"You shouldn't judge people. What if that bloke outside your window with a clown mask and knife is just a chef that lost his way."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Well we're having it tonight. It's [wats](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wat_%28food%29) for dinner!"

"What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool? Scottsdale."

"What does bigamy mean? One wife too many. What does monogamy mean? Same fucking thing."

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it."